“Oh God, get rid of Matt Taylor. Good bye Matt, you are a trouble maker. Not like you, goodbye. I’m not tolerating any bullshit today. I’m not in the mood, not in the mood at all for that prick-a-roo, um care in the community fails again. Failing all round at the moment, its fucking failed me [laugh, laugh, laugh.]”
“Yeah see you Matt you cunt, oh she said it!”
“Who am I to be embarrassed, I just called Matt Taylor a cunt, hay-hoo.”
“I don’t want these weirdos sniffing round me, I’ve never been part of a cliche, I’ve managed to get rid of them all, I don’t need new ones, I don’t need new ones turning up like Matt Taylor, its like I’m a wanker magnet, arghh!”
“Honestly, I’m like a fucking wanker magnet!”
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“I’m going to give my liver a rest for a month or two, to pay off my credit card bills!”