Chris Brindle aka Grobnob is a Autoerotic Asphyxia Wanker!

I once knew a guy in the army who used to wank with his gas-mask on. He said it intensified his orgasm.

This explains Chris Brindle’s behaviour over this Easter Holiday weekend.

He was evidently wearing his gas-mask while wanking over Ms Swinston, and didn’t think he’d be heard when he said, “I can’t wait to fuck you.”

In a futile attempt to cover-up his perverse behaviour he has since claimed differently, after already admitting he had!